Very Funny Jokes – Contact Lens

Found It!

The teenager lost a contact lens while playing basketball in his
driveway. After a fruitless search, he told his mother the lens
was no where to be found.

Undaunted, she went outside and in a few minutes returned with the
lens in her hand.

“How did you manage to find it, Mom?” the teenager asked.

“We weren’t looking for the same thing,” she replied. “You were
looking for a small piece of plastic. I was looking for $150.”




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