Very Funny Jokes

Two Trees
Two big trees are in the woods and they notice a young tree begins to grow between them. “Is that a son of a Beech or a son of a Birch?” asks one of the big trees.
“I don’t know,” says the other big tree.
A while later a Woodpecker lands on the young tree and one of the big trees asks, “Hey, Mr Woodpecker. Is that young tree a son of a Beech or a son of a Birch?”
The Woodpecker takes a nibble and replies, “It’s neither. It’s the best bit of Ash I’ve ever had my pecker in.”