Posts Tagged ‘marriage jokes’

Good jokes, Clean good jokes, Good Divorce jokes – I want a divorce

Sunday, November 22nd, 2009

I want a divorce

A married couple are driving along a highway doing 60 mph, the wife behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks over at her and says, “Honey, I know we’ve been married for 20 years, but I want a divorce.”

Funny marriage jokes, Clean marriage jokes – Heaven Marriage

Monday, October 26th, 2009

On their way to a justice of the peace to get married, a couple had a fatal car accident.
The couple found themselves sitting outside Heaven’s Gate waiting on St. Peter to do an intake. While waiting, they wondered if they could possibly get married in Heaven.