Very Funny Jokes

Hong Kong Dong
A guy goes on a business trip to Hong Kong and decides to spend the last night having wild se x with a Geisha Girl. After returning home he notices a very weird green sore festering on his peni s. So he goes to his doctor. After hearing of his trip to Hong Kong the Doc says, “You have a bad case of Hong Kong Dong. I’m sorry to have to tell you that the only cure amputation!” The guy is horrified and so decides to get a second opinion. The second doc says, “I am sorry but Dr. Jones is correct. We must amputate right away.” Our hero still can’t accept this and so gets a third opinion from an oriental doctor. Dr. Wong agreed with the diagnosis of Hong Kong Dong, but says “These Western Doctors – so quick to Chop Chop Chop. Amputation not necessary.” Our hero is so relieved. Dr. Wong continues, “You wait three weeks and it fall off on its own.”