Baldness cure
A guy that’s a little thin on top visits the barbers. Once he’s had a trim he asks the
barber, “Any suggestions on how to treat my baldness?” After a brief pause the barber
leans over and confides, “The best cure that I’ve come across is female love juice”
“But you’re balder than I am,” protests the customer.
“Yea,” admits the barber, “but I’ve got one hell of a moustache!”
Should I lie?
Mr. Smith asked his wife for advice about his upcoming court case in which he could
possibly win $50,000 from the insurance company. “Honey, if I lie I’ll win the case. But
then I would have broken an oath sworn on the Holy Bible.”
His wife says, “I don’t want to advise you to do the wrong thing, but…”
“But, what?”
“Let me put it this way,” his wife explained. “Treat the prosecuting attorney like I treat
you in bed.”
Puzzled, Mr. Smith asks, “How so?”
Mrs. Smith replies, “Just lie there ’til he goes away.”
Watch out this very funny jokes video where a group of people are joking. So sweet joke. you will definitely laugh out loudly watching this group jokes. Very funny.
The Embarrassing problem
A woman goes to see the doctor and says, “Doc, I’ve got a very embarrassing problem. I was playing with my vibrator last night and I’ve got the whole thing stuck inside me!”
“Don’t worry,” says the doc, “We’ll soon get it out of you.”
“Get in out?” says the woman, “I don’t want you to get it out. I just want you to change the batteries.”
WHO
Did you hear about the World Health Organization’s new publicity campaign?
Apparently they’ve chosen the slogan, “WHO Cares”
In a second campaign specific to African farm sanitation. They’re delivering 20 million tons of clean fertilizer and using the slogan “WHO Gives A Shit!”
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