Very Funny Jokes

Yuvraj Singh – The pied piper of Punjab!
Harbhajan – The sardar from Jalandhar !
On S.Ramesh’s diving catch ; He flew like a bird and plucked it out of thin air.
Sourav Ganguly is “The Burden of Calamity”
Chris Harris ; He is a dibbly dobbly bowler.
My idea of a bird is 36-24-36.
Tendulkar:The genius of Tendulkar
Andrew Flintoff: The Butcher from England.
Agarkar:The so called great All rounder.
Nasir Hussain:The Meanest captain I’ve ever seen
Inzamam:He’ll dump you in the middle of a river while taking a run.
Sir Geoffrey Boycott:He is racing with me,in my spanking new car, on his old bike which has lost its chain.(He ain’t going any where).He started at the bottom and is still there.(On his 6 consecutive wins in super selector game.)
Indian Tail enders:Give them a long rope and they will hang themselves from it.
Great Indian Batting line up:The potential has not be be on the paper but on the grass in the middle.
Virender Sehwag:Today they say that he bats like Sachin but one day they will say he batted like Sehwag.
Reetinder Singh Sodhi:Young Ricky will fight a rattlesnake and give him the first two bites!
Muthiah Murlitharan:The wily FOX
Rahul Dravid:His straight Drive is as straight as a candle
Tendular(injured):A fallen light house is more dangerous then the reef.
Deep Dasgupta; is as confused as a child in a topless bar!
Deep Dasgupta is not a Wicket Keeper, he is a goal keeper. He must be given a free transfer to Manchester United.
Ganguly: called Dravid for a run and midway sent him back and Dravid was runout “Ganguly has thrown a drowning man both ends of the rope.”
Eddie Nichols(The Umpire) is a man who cannot find his own buttocks with his two hands.”