An English prisoner of war was held by the Germans. The Englishman was shot all over the place, and okay until one day when the German told him, “Englander, your arm is infected with gangrene we must cut it off.”
Posts Tagged ‘Funny Jokes’
Funny German Jokes, Hilarious war jokes – English prisoner of war
Sunday, November 15th, 2009Thanksgiving jokes, Funny Thanksgiving Day jokes, Hilarious Thanksgiving joke – Thanksgiving Divorce
Tuesday, November 10th, 2009
A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York the day before Thanksgiving and says,”I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.
Funny clean jokes, funny minister jokes – Mark 17
Friday, November 6th, 2009A minister told his congregation, “Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17.”
Funny teacher student jokes, clean teacher student jokes – Gifts for teacher
Thursday, October 29th, 2009It was at the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist’s son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it overhead, and said, “I bet I know what it is. Some flowers.” “That’s right” the boy said, “but how did you know?” “Oh, just a wild guess,” she said.
Funny marriage jokes, Clean marriage jokes – Heaven Marriage
Monday, October 26th, 2009On their way to a justice of the peace to get married, a couple had a fatal car accident.
The couple found themselves sitting outside Heaven’s Gate waiting on St. Peter to do an intake. While waiting, they wondered if they could possibly get married in Heaven.
Halloween Beethoven jokes, funny ‘n’ scary Halloween jokes on Beethoven symphony
Saturday, October 24th, 2009A daring vacationer in Vienna is walking through a graveyard on Halloween when all of a sudden she hears music. No one is around, so she starts looking to see where it’s coming from.
Funny clean jokes – What we ask for
Saturday, October 24th, 2009A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him.
The waitress asks them for their orders.
Clean jokes, Clean funny jokes, funny true story – Super Granny
Thursday, October 22nd, 2009An elderly lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her car. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at them at the top of her voice, “I have a gun and I know how to use it!
Funny food jokes, Jokes about foods – What is this?
Saturday, October 17th, 2009What is this?
When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du jour, the Englishman was a bit dismayed. “Good heavens,” he said, “what is this?”
Blonde jokes, funny blond joke – The blonde and two men
Sunday, October 11th, 2009A blonde woman was driving down the highway when her car broke down. She pulled to the side of the road, got out and opened the trunk of her car.
Two men dressed in trench coats got out of her trunk. They faced the oncoming traffic and proceeded to bare their nude bodies to the other drivers.
A cop drives up and asks the blonde, “What the hell is going on here?”
She tells him, “Well officer, my car broke down.”
He says, “Miss, I can see that, but why are these two men exposing themselves to the oncoming traffic?”
She says, “I didn’t want to cause an accident, so I’m using my emergency flashers!”
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