Very Funny Jokes

Young lovers
Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get there, the guy goes out to chop some wood. When he’s back inside, he says, “Honey, my hands are freezing!” She says, “Well, put them here between my thighs and that will warm them up.”
After lunch he goes back out to chop some more wood and comes back and say, “Man! My hands are really freezing!”
She says, “Well, put them here between my thighs and warm them up.” He does, and again that helps.
After dinner, he goes out one more time to chop some wood to get them through the night. When he returns, he says again, “Honey, my hands are really, really freezing!”
She looks at him and says, “God Damn, don’t your ears ever get cold?”