A minister told his congregation, “Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17.”
Posts Tagged ‘Clean Jokes’
Funny clean jokes, funny minister jokes – Mark 17
Friday, November 6th, 2009Fathers jokes, Dad jokes, Clean funny jokes – Waiting Room
Sunday, November 1st, 2009There were three fathers to be in a hospital waiting room, waiting for their babies to be born.
Funny teacher student jokes, clean teacher student jokes – Gifts for teacher
Thursday, October 29th, 2009It was at the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist’s son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it overhead, and said, “I bet I know what it is. Some flowers.” “That’s right” the boy said, “but how did you know?” “Oh, just a wild guess,” she said.
Funny marriage jokes, Clean marriage jokes – Heaven Marriage
Monday, October 26th, 2009On their way to a justice of the peace to get married, a couple had a fatal car accident.
The couple found themselves sitting outside Heaven’s Gate waiting on St. Peter to do an intake. While waiting, they wondered if they could possibly get married in Heaven.
Funny clean jokes – What we ask for
Saturday, October 24th, 2009A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him.
The waitress asks them for their orders.
Clean jokes, Clean funny jokes, funny true story – Super Granny
Thursday, October 22nd, 2009An elderly lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her car. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at them at the top of her voice, “I have a gun and I know how to use it!
Funny Jokes – English Language
Saturday, September 26th, 2009The English Language
Do you know why foreigners have trouble with the English Language? It’s strange!
Funny travel jokes, car jokes – Car company names
Thursday, September 24th, 2009Car company names
AUDI
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
All Un-informed Drivers Insulted
All Unnecessary Devices Installed
BMW
Funny old age jokes, Wedding anniversary
Wednesday, September 16th, 2009Wedding Anniversary
A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. On the way home, she notices a tear in his eye and asks if he’s getting sentimental because they’re celebrating 50 wonderful years together. He replies, “No, I was thinking about the time before we got married. Your father threatened me with a shotgun and said he’d have me thrown in jail for 50 years if I didn’t marry you. Tomorrow I would’ve been a free man!”
Funny Kids jokes, clean kids jokes, jokes for kids, rapid fire jokes for kids
Sunday, September 6th, 2009RAPID FIRE FOR KIDS
Q: What do you call a woman with a sinking ship on her head?
A: Mandy Lifeboats!
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