Short Jokes And Funny Jokes One Liners

Short jokes and jokes one liners are very popular in the world of funny jokes. These short jokes and one liner jokes take a little time to read but they can give you lots of fun. So, don’t wait, read these funny one liners on what type of men a woman loves to get. :) This is hilarious.

Nine Important Men In a Woman’s Life

1. THE DOCTOR:
because he says, “Take your clothes off.”

2. THE DENTIST:
because he says, “Open wide.”

3. THE HAIRDRESSER:
because he says,”Do you want it teased or blown?”.

4. THE MILKMAN:
because he says, “Do you want it in the front or the back?”

5. THE INTERIOR DECORATOR:
because he says, “Once it’s in, you’ll love it!”

6. THE STOCK BROKER:
because he says, “It will rise right up, fluctuate for a while, and then slowly fall back again.”

7. THE BANKER:
because he says, “If you take it out too soon, you’ll lose interest.

8. THE HUNTER:
because he goes deep in the bush, shoots twice, and always eats what he shoots.

9. THE TELEPHONE GUY:
because he says, “Would you like it on the table or up against the wall?



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