“Mr. Preacher,” said a white man to a colored minister who was addressing his congregation, “you are talking about Cain, and you say he got married in the land of Nod, after he killed Abel. But the Bible mentions only Adam and Eve as being on earth at that time. Who, then, did Cain marry?”
The colored preacher snorted with unfeigned contempt. “Huh!” he said, “you hear dat, brederen an’ sisters? You hear dat fool question I am axed? Cain, he went to de land o’ Nod just as de Good Book tells us, an’ in de land o’ Nod Cain gits so lazy an’ so shif’less dat he up an’ marries a gal o’ one o’ dem no’ count pore white trash families dat de inspired apostle didn’t consider fittin’ to mention in de Holy Word.”
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