“How effusively sweet that Mrs. Blondey is to you, Jonesy,” said Witherell. “What’s up? Any tender little romance there?”
“No, indeed—why, that woman hates me,” said Jonesy.
“She doesn’t show it,” said Witherell.
“No; but she knows I know how old she is—we were both born on the same day,” said Jonesy, “and she’s afraid I’ll tell somebody.”
By Jones
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