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Little Johnny Jokes are very popular among people all over the world. Little Johnny is a small boy with very good sense of humor. Little Johnny always asks embarrassing questions and he replies in a very straightforward but innocent manner. Sometimes these funny jokes are called Johnny-Johnny jokes. He is well educated in s*e*x. He also has a cousin Dirty Ernie. Here are 5 funny little johnny jokes. You will definitely love these hilarious little johnny jokes.

Little Johnny and the Album

Little Johnny was looking through the family album and asked his mother, “Who’s this guy on the beach with you with all the muscles and curly hair?”

“That’s your father,” she replied.

“Then who’s that old bald-headed fat b*a*s*t*a*r*d who lives with us now?” retorted Little Johnny.

Little Johnny’s first crush

The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her young students so she took him aside after class one day.
“Little Johnny, why has your school work been so poor lately?”

“I’m in love,” replied Little Johnny.

Holding back an urge to smile, the teacher asked, “with whom?”

“With you!” he said. “But Little Johnny,” said the teacher gently, “don’t you see how silly that is? Sure I’d like a husband of my own someday… but I don’t want a child.”

“Oh, don’t worry,” said Little Johnny reassuringly, “I’ll use a rubber!”

Noises Coming From Bedroom

Little Johnny was all out of sorts one morning. When his father asked him what the problem was the kid said, “I’m mad at mommy, cause she eats birds.”

His father said he didn’t know what Little Johnny was talking about.

Little Johnny replied, “I was up late last night and heard noises coming from your bedroom. When I listened at your door, I heard mom say, ’should I swallow it or let it fly’!”

Little Johnny Says ‘Jesus Christ’

There were a small number of children in the first grade class, gathered around a table for a reading group.

After she had finished reading the story, the teacher gave the children a work sheet. Since she figured the students might have some questions, she asked them to begin the work sheet in class. This way, she would be there for help if any of them needed it.

A few moments later, Little Johnny said very softly, “Jesus Christ!”

The teacher leaned over and said quietly, “We don’t say that in school.”

Little Johnny looked up the teacher and remarked, “Not even when things are all f*u*c*k*ed up?”

Little Johnny’s Valentine’s Day Love Letter

Valentine’s Day was quickly approaching and Little Johnny was anxious to
receive and give Valentine cards during his classroom party, mainly
because there were two girls he was particularly very fond of.

The rest of his class received the usual “store bought” cheap Valentines
that read cutsy “Be Mines” but he took special care and time in
hand-making two special cards for these two sweethearts in his life.

The first read:

Roses are Red, Pickles are Green,
I love your legs and what’s in between.
I like your style, I like your class,
But most of all I love your ass.

And to the other girl he wrote:

Roses are Stupid, Violets are Silly!

Bend over Babe ’cause here comes my Willy!

It’s Kiss Day. It’s time to have some funny kissing jokes. Kiss Day is the right time to get close with your sweetheart and to make a passionate love.A kiss helps to prevent tooth decay. A kiss helps to relax, a kiss slows down the ageing process. Kissing is a bliss.It’s the baby’s right, the lover’s privilege, and the hypocrite’s mask.To a young girl, kiss shows faith; to a married woman, hope; and to an old maid, charity.

Here is a funny kiss day joke for you to share with your sweetheart. Have fun with kiss jokes and ohh! Don’t forget to kiss your lover after sharing the kiss joke

Professors of different subjects define the same word “Kiss” in different ways:

    * A kiss is a few bits of love compiled into a byte. - Prof. of Computer Science
    * A kiss is two divided by nothing. - Prof. of Algebra
    * A kiss is the shortest distance between two straight lines. - Prof. of Geometry
    * A kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart. - Prof. of Physics
    * A kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts. - Prof. of Chemistry
    * A kiss is the interchange of unisexual salivary bacteria. - Prof. of Zoology
    * A kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicular ors muscles in the state of contraction. - Prof. of Physiology
    * A kiss is infectious and antiseptic. - Prof. of Dentistry
    * A kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned. - Prof. of Accountancy
    * A kiss is that thing for which the demand is higher than the supply. - Prof. of Economics
    * A kiss is an event whose probability depends on the vital statistics of 36-24-36. - Prof. of Statistics
    * A kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old. - Prof. of Philosophy
    * Uh, What? I’m not familiar with that term. - Prof. of Engineering
    * A kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction; it is more common than proper; it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all. - Prof. of English

Blond jokes or blonde joke are very popular. A blond or blonde is a person having a very fair complexion with light brown hair and blue eyes. There are various funny jokes about blond. Traditional Blond jokes are hilarious and mostly the blond jokes are popular for the stupidity of blond women. blond women are considered beauty without brain and so the blonde jokes are very popular among people to have fun and to laugh. Practically there is no such evidence of this fact but a joke is a joke. sorry blonds

Check out this two funny blond jokes.

Two blondes at a bus stop

Blonde A: Which number are you waiting for?

Blonde B: The number 2. And you?

Blonde A: The number 1.

A couple of minutes go by and bus number 12 pulls up.

Blonde B: Oh look, we can both take this one.

A blonde, A brunette and the ” Head And shoulders” 

A blonde and a brunette both board an elevator and push the buttons for their respective floors.

On the next floor, the door opens and a businessman wearing a black suit boards the elevator. It’s evident that the man has dandruff problems, because it can be seen on the shoulder of his suit.

Two floors later the man gets off, and the two women remain. When the door closes the brunette says, Someone should give that guy some Head & Shoulders.

The blonde then responds, How do you give shoulders?

Hey It’s the time for some funny car pranks. Debbie, one of our valued reader and friend  has shared some of his car pranks experience as a prankster. By the way, do you know who is called a prankster or what is actually called a prank? A prank is nothing but a practical joke and The Prankster’s particular gimmick is the use of various practical jokes and gags in committing his crimes. The Prankster is a fictional character first appeared in the Superman stories published by D C comics. His real name was Oswald Hubert Loomis.

Here is the part of the email that Debbie has sent to us with some funny car pranks.

I’m a 48 year old high school teacher that absolutely loves pranks.  I love pranking others and being pranked myself.  Moreover, the harsher the prank, the better I love it.  I’ve made it a secret to most of the world that pranks make me so high.  lol.  I have a real fetish for revenge pranks.  Giggle.  Oh, I look forward to someone crossing me. lol.

Now for a few car pranks:

Nothing makes a girl’s heart sink more than walking out to find her new Corvette sitting on its rims with four flat tires.  “Goodness Jen, did ‘ole Deb cut your tires again?”  Giggle.

My first year at summer camp, so of the kids put a dead fish under the seat of my Camaro.  I cleaned the fish out, but the smell never left.  What a nasty stinky prank.

Another standard prank for Halloween is egging.  The protein in grade extra large eggs glue them to even the most waxed and polished paint jobs with a little time and the sun’s heat.  The victim can either live with the sticky mess or scratch up her car attempting to remove.  Miss Carol had to answer this question last year with regard to her 240 SX.

My former co-worker Mrs.Stein had a new station wagon that needed to be incapaciated.  Since she was a bit of a sour puss, I added some sugar to her gas tank to sweeten things.  Opps…a chemical reaction occured.  Her gasoline turned to goo, and her engine has to be take apart.  Giggle.

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A few moments after the daughter announced her engagement, her Father asked, “Does this fellow have any money ?” The daughter shook her head sadly. “Oh Daddy ! You men are all alike.” sighing deeply, she replied, “That’s exactly what he asked me about you.”

Unable to attend the funeral after his father died, a son who lived far away called his brother and told him, “Do something nice for Dad and send me the bill.” Later, he got a bill for $200.00, which he paid. The next month, he got another bill for $200.00, which he also paid, figuring it was some incidental expense. Bills for $200.00 kept arriving every month, and finally the man called his brother again to find out what was going on. “Well,” said the other brother, “you said to do something nice for Dad. So I rented him a tuxedo.”