Very Funny Jokes

Mothers day is one of the most popular events celebrated globally. On Mother’s Day, make your Mom laugh through these light funny Mothers Day Jokes and beautiful mothers day quotes. Check out this hilarious collection of Mother’s Day humor and jokes. Reading one-liner mothers day humor and light humorous mother’s day jokes are very interesting and a funny experience too. Send these mothers day jokes and mothers day quotes to your loving mom as mothers day greetings and make her laugh. what can be the best mothers day gift for your loving mom if you bring a smile to her face?

Mother’s Day quotes:

“Mother – that was the bank where we deposited all our hurts and worries.”
T. DeWitt Talmage.

“Being a full-time mother is one of the highest salaried jobs… since the payment is pure love.”
Mildred B. Vermont.

“All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That’s his.”
Oscar Wilde.

Mothers’ dictionary:

* Bottle-feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am.
* Family planning: The art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you on the edge of financial disaster
* Full name: What you call your child when you’re mad at him.
* Grandparents: The people who think your children are wonderful even though they’re sure you’re not raising them right.
* Independent: How we want our children to be as long as they do everything we say.
* Show off: A child who is more talented than yours.
* Puddle: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it.

Mothers Day Jokes

My Teacher is Thankful

Son: “Mom, teacher was asking me today, if I have any brothers or sisters who will be coming to school.”
Mom: “That’s nice of her to take such an interest in you. So what did she say when you told her that you’re the only child, my dear?”
Son: “She just said…“Thank goodness!”

Mother

A young Indian man excitedly tells his mother he’s fallen in love and that he is going to get married. He says, “Just for fun, Ma, I’m going to bring over 3 women and you try and guess which one I’m going to marry.”

The mother agrees.

The next day, he brings three beautiful women into the house and sits them down on the couch and they chat for a while. He then says, “Okay Ma, guess which one I’m going to marry.”

She immediately replies, “The one on the right.”

“That’s amazing, Ma. You’re right. How did you Know?”

The Indian mother replies, “I don’t like her.”

It’s Time to go to School

One early morning, a lady went in to wake up her son. “Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school!”
Son: “But why Mom? I don’t want to go.”
Mom: “Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go.”
Son: “Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!”
Mom: “Oh, that’s no reason to not to go to school. Come on now and get ready.”
Son: “Give me two reasons why I should go to school.”
Mom: “Well, for one, you’re 52 years old. And for another, you’re the Principal!”

Grandma on the Plane

For two solid hours, the lady sitting next to a man on an airplane had told him about her grandchildren. She had even produced a plastic-foldout photo album of all nine of the children.

She finally realized that she had dominated the entire conversation on her grandchildren.

“Oh, I’ve done all the talking, and I’m so sorry. I know you certainly have something to say. Please, tell me… what do you think of my grandchildren?”

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