I’m Out Of My Mind Feel Free To Leave A Message
My Anger Management Class Pisses Me Off
Cogito Ergo Periculosus (I Think Therefore I’m Dangerous)
He Who Laughs Last Thinks Slowest
Just Because I Don’t Care Doesn’t Mean I Don’t Understand
There should be A Special Prison for Stupid People
I Do What The Voices In My Wifes Head Tell Me To Do
I Don’t Know What Makes You So Dumb, But It Really Works
I Love Children But I Don’t Think I Can Eat A Whole One
These Are My Dress Clothes
I Don’t Know Karate But I Do Know Krazy And I Am Not Afraid To Use It
Do Not Disturb Already Disturbed
Sarcasm is Only One Of The Services I Offer
“I like children; they taste like chicken.”
I DONT LISTEN TO ROCK , I LISTEN TO THE UNDERTAKER
“Did the aliens forget to remove the anal probe?”
“You have a serious case of cranial rectal syndrome!”
Canada. They started a country and nobody came
when you look up stupid in the dictionary , there is a picture of you right next to it!
I Keep Hitting The Escape Key, But I’m Still Here”
“Raising teenagers is like trying to nail jello to a tree”
“Mothers of teenagers know why animals eat their young”
“I don’t suffer from insanity – I enjoy every minute of it”
“Why don’t you slip into something more comfortable – like a coma!”
”Maybe if this shirt is witty enough, someone will finally love me”
“i called ur boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.”
Jam and jelly. Ham is smelly. My big, dumb boyfriend’s name is Kelly.
If a man is in the forest and no woman is around to hear him speak, is he still wrong?
“how can i soar like an eagle when i’m surrounded by turkeys!”
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Really hillarious made me laugh out load for ages. Would you mind if I used a few on my Funny t-shirts??