Funny Sardar Jokes, Santa Banta Jokes, Indian Sardarji Jokes

Indian sardarji jokes are a traditional funny sardar jokes basically on stereotypes of Sikhs. Sardar jokes are very popular in India and Pakistan. Santa Singh jokes, Banta Singh jokes are the classical funny sardar jokes. Everybody likes santa banta jokes. Those jokes are of absolute comedy nature. Here are some very funny sardarji jokes.

B Silent! Sardarji

Santa travelling 1’st time in plane going 2 mumbai.While its landing, he shouted ‘Bombay..Bombay’.

Airhostess said “B silent”..Santa said “OK”..Ombay Ombay” :)


Swimming Not Allowed

An American tourist in Punjab walked into a beautiful deserted forest and found a lovely pool in it, and decided to go skinny-dipping. She looked around, didn`t see anyone, and undressed and just as she was about to dive in, Santa appeared from behind the bushes where he was hiding all along and said,

“Madam! Swimming not allowed!”

“You could have told me that before I took off my clothes!” the American woman scolded him.

Santa replied, “Madam, only swimming not allowed, taking off clothes allowed!”

Sms By Sardarji

Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife.

Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing.

The report said, “DELIVERED”.

Banana Peel and Sardar

So this sardarji is walking the other day and comes across a banana peel on the road. Can you guess what he might be thinking?

Saala aaj bhi girna padega. [F*uk! Again I have to slip today!]



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