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Questions

WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
WHY DON’T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX
WHY DOES IT TAKE 250 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
 

Answers!

Because they are plugged into a genius
They don’t have enough time
Because they don’t stop to ask directions
So they won’t hump women’s legs at cocktail parties
You need a rough draft before you make the final copy
Don’t know … it never happened
Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn

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