I was stuck on the bus for fifteen minutes today.
Some dumb chav girl refused to pay her fare, claiming she had left her Oyster card at home, so therefore she should be able to travel for free.
The bus driver refused to move until she paid her fare, and the stupid bit*h refused to get off the bus.
Every other passenger on the bus was giving her daggers, but she didn’t give a shit.
Finally, I couldn’t stand it any more. I got out of my seat, strode right up to her, and gave her a backhander across the face.
The force of the blow sent her tumbling out of the bus, sprawling onto the pavement.
“How dare you hit a defenseless woman!” she cried. “Where’s your fu*kin conscience?”
“I left it at home”, I replied, as the bus drove off without her.
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