Funny Jokes – After Dinner Speeches – 58th Edition
“Friend,” said one immigrant to another, “this is a grand country to settle in. They don’t hang you here for murder.”
“What do they do to you?” the other immigrant asked.
“They kill you,” was the reply, “with elocution.”
By Jones
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