A man and his wife in court getting a divorce. The problem was who should get custody of the child.
The wife jumped up and said: ‘Your Honor. I brought the child into the world with pain an labor. She should be in my custody.
The judge turns to the husband and says ‘ What do you have to say in your defense?
The man sat for a while contemplating then slowly rose. ‘Your Honor. If I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Pepsi comes out.. whose Pepsi is it .. the machine’s or mine?
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