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		<title>funny jokes, Pepper Shaker</title>
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On their anniversary night, the blonde husband sat his wife down in the bedroom with her favorite magazine, turned on the soft reading lamp, slipped off her shoes, patted and propped her feet and announced that he was preparing dinner all by himself.
&#8220;How romantic!&#8221; she thought.
Two-and-a-half hours later, she was still waiting for dinner to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>funny cab driver jokes, Scared Driver</title>
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A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.
The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window.
For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said: &#8220;Look mate, don&#8217;t ever do that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>funny jokes, funny lawyer jokes, Lantern!</title>
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In a terrible accident at a railroad crossing, a train smashed into a car and pushed it nearly four hundred yards down the track. Though no one was killed, the driver took the train company to court.
At the trial, the engineer insisted that he had given the driver ample warning by waving his lantern back [...]]]></description>
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		<title>funny jokes, Going To Heaven</title>
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The pastor was talking to a group of young children about believing in Jesus and going to heaven.
At the end of his talk he asked confidently, &#8220;And where do you want to go?&#8221;
&#8220;Heaven!&#8221; they shouted in unison.
Now on a roll he asked, &#8220;And what do you have to be to get there?&#8221;
&#8220;Dead!&#8221; was one boy’s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>funny husband wife jokes, The Good Wife !!</title>
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A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor`s office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone.
He said, &#8220;Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don`t do the following, your husband will surely die.&#8221;
&#8220;Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>funny mad couple jokes, I wanna stay!</title>
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A guy took a blonde out on a date. Eventually they ended up parked at a &#8220;lovers point&#8221; where they started making out. After things started getting pretty good, he thought he might get lucky, so he asked her,
&#8220;Do you want to get into the back seat?&#8221;
&#8220;NO!&#8221; she answered.
Okay, he thought, may be she`s not [...]]]></description>
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		<title>funny community jokes, Hans Schmidt</title>
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A man was walking down the street and noticed a sign reading &#8220;Hans
Schmidt&#8217;s Chinese Laundry.&#8221; Being of a curious nature, he entered and was
greeted by an obviously Chinese man who introduced himself as Hans Schmidt.
&#8220;How come you have a name like that?&#8221; inquired the stranger.
The Chinese gentleman explained in very broken English that when he [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://jokesprank.com/blog/funny-community-jokes-hans-schmidt/</link>
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		<title>hilarious cowboy jokes, Dealin&#8217; with Horse Thieves</title>
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A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers. When he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen.
He went back into the bar, handily flipped his gun into the air, caught it above his head without even [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://jokesprank.com/blog/hilarious-cowboy-jokes-dealin-with-horse-thieves/</link>
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		<title>funny farmer jokes, Milking Machine</title>
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A farmer ordered a high-tech milking machine.
Since the equipment arrived when his wife was out of town, he decided to test it on himself first. So, he inserted his penis into the equipment, turned the switch on and . . . everything else was automatic!
Soon, he realized that the equipment provided him with as much [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://jokesprank.com/blog/funny-farmer-jokes-milking-machine/</link>
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		<title>funny teacher student jokes, First Grade Teacher</title>
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A first grade teacher was a die-hard Colorado Avalanche fan. She
told the class to raise their hands if they were true Avalanche
fans like her. The children, not knowing what an Avalanche fan
was, raised their hands. They too wanted to be just like the
teacher, all except one little girl. She did not raise her hand.
The teacher [...]]]></description>
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