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		<title>Funny cat jokes, hilarious cat jokes &#8211; Feline Physics Laws</title>
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Feline Physics Laws
Law of Cat Inertia
A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force &#8211; such as the opening of cat food, or a nearby scurrying mouse.
Law of Cat Motion
A cat will move in a straight line, unless there is a really good reason to change direction.
Law [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://jokesprank.com/blog/funny-cat-jokes-hilarious-cat-jokes-feline-physics-laws/</link>
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		<title>Funny German Jokes, Hilarious war jokes &#8211; English prisoner of war</title>
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An English prisoner of war was held by the Germans. The Englishman was shot all over the place, and okay until one day when the German told him, &#8220;Englander, your arm is infected with gangrene we must cut it off.&#8221;
The English prisoner said, &#8220;Well, okay, but could you drop it over England when you go [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://jokesprank.com/blog/funny-german-jokes-hilarious-war-jokes-english-prisoner-of-war/</link>
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		<title>Thanksgiving jokes, Funny Thanksgiving Day jokes, Hilarious Thanksgiving joke &#8211; Thanksgiving Divorce</title>
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A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York the day before Thanksgiving and says,&#8221;I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.
&#8220;Pop, what are you talking about?&#8221; the son screams. We can&#8217;t stand the sight of each [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://jokesprank.com/blog/thanksgiving-jokes-funny-thanksgiving-day-jokes-hilarious-thanksgiving-joke-thanksgiving-divorce/</link>
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		<title>Funny clean jokes, funny minister jokes &#8211; Mark 17</title>
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A minister told his congregation, &#8220;Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17.&#8221;
The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon, the minister asked for a show of hands. He wanted to know how many had read [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://jokesprank.com/blog/funny-clean-jokes-funny-minister-jokes-mark-17/</link>
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		<title>Thanksgiving day jokes, Thanksgiving jokes &#8211; The blonde Thanksgiving dinner</title>
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The blonde Thanksgiving dinner
It was the first time the blonde was eating Thanksgiving dinner without her family. Trying to re-enact the tradition, she prepared a dinner for herself alone. The next day, her mother called to see how everything went.
&#8220;Oh, mother, I made myself a lovely dinner, but I had so much trouble trying to [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://jokesprank.com/blog/thanksgiving-day-jokes-thanksgiving-jokes-blonde-thanksgiving-dinner/</link>
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		<title>Fathers jokes, Dad jokes, Clean funny jokes &#8211; Waiting Room</title>
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There were three fathers to be in a hospital waiting room, waiting for their babies to be born.
The first nurse comes out and tells the first father, &#8220;Congratulations you&#8217;re the father of twins!&#8221; He says, “Great! I am the manager for the Minnesota Twins.”
The second nurse comes out and tells the second father, &#8220;Congratulations you&#8217;re [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://jokesprank.com/blog/fathers-jokes-dad-jokes-clean-funny-jokes-waiting-room/</link>
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		<title>Funny teacher student jokes, clean teacher student jokes &#8211; Gifts for teacher</title>
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It was at the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist&#8217;s son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it overhead, and said, &#8220;I bet I know what it is. Some flowers.&#8221; &#8220;That&#8217;s right&#8221; the boy said, &#8220;but how did you know?&#8221; &#8220;Oh, just [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://jokesprank.com/blog/funny-teacher-student-jokes-clean-teacher-student-jokes-gifts-for-teacher/</link>
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		<title>Funny marriage jokes, Clean marriage jokes &#8211; Heaven Marriage</title>
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On their way to a justice of the peace to get married, a couple had a fatal car accident. 
The couple found themselves sitting outside Heaven&#8217;s Gate waiting on St. Peter to do an intake. While waiting, they wondered if they could possibly get married in Heaven. 
St. Peter finally showed up and they asked [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://jokesprank.com/blog/funny-marriage-jokes-clean-marriage-jokes-heaven-marriage/</link>
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		<title>Halloween Beethoven jokes, funny &#8216;n&#8217; scary Halloween jokes on Beethoven symphony</title>
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A daring vacationer in Vienna is walking through a graveyard on Halloween when all of a sudden she hears music. No one is around, so she starts looking to see where it’s coming from.
She finally locates the source and finds it is coming from a grave with a headstone that reads, “Ludwig van Beethoven.”
Then she [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://jokesprank.com/blog/halloween-beethoven-jokes-funny-n-scary-halloween-jokes-on-beethoven-symphony/</link>
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		<title>Funny clean jokes &#8211; What we ask for</title>
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A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him.
The waitress asks them for their orders.
The man says, &#8216;A hamburger, fries and a coke,&#8217; and turns to the ostrich, &#8216;What&#8217;s yours?&#8217;
&#8216;I&#8217;ll have the same,&#8217; says the ostrich.
A short time later the waitress returns with the order &#8216;That will be $9.40 please,&#8217; and the [...]]]></description>
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