Very Funny Jokes

Diwali Phatake

1st Sardar : Jab phatake phut te hai to pahle light dhekhai deti hai phir awaz, aisa kyon?
2nd Sardar : Kyonki hamari aankh aage hai aur kaan piche.

Diwali By Computer Techie
May this Diwali give U…

Independence of JAVA
Power of UNIX
Popularity of WINDOWS
Luxury of .NET
Efficiency of C
Ease of VB
Robustness of ORACLE
Vision of PHOTOSHOP
Vastness of INTERNET
Compactness of JPG
Richness of BMP
Coverage as YAHOO
Reachness of GOOGLE And
Security
of NORTON!!!
Many many happy returns of Diwali…Enjoy!

Diwali And Bruce Lee

Reva to Neel:  ” what is Bruce Lee’s Favorite festival?”
Neel didnt know
Reva:  “Diwa Lee”
Reva:  “What does Bruce Lee have outside his home during Diwlai?”
Again Neel silent
Reva:  “Rango Lee”
Reva: “what did Bruce Lee give his sister as a gift?”
Neel Confused
Reva:  “chaniya cho lee”

Diwali Gift
Sardarji proposes to a woman. She says yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots on Diwali. He sets off to Africa and disappears. Finally a search is being made, they find him hunting crocodiles and watch him killing a huge one . He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims “71st and *again* barefeet!”

Check some more diwali jokes and have fun

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