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A SARDAR’S ANSWERS IN HIS MEDICAL ENTRANCE EXAM
Sardar was giving his medical entrance exam.
He gave definitions as follows:
Antibody:
Against everybody
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Thursday, June 24th, 2010Funny city jokes, funny saradar jokes, Quickest way!
Friday, May 14th, 2010A man approached a local in a village he was visiting, the local happened to be our dear Santa . “What is the quickest way to the nearest City?”
Santa scratched his head.
“Are you walking or driving?” he asked the stranger.
“I am driving.”
“That is the quickest way!”
Funny Santa Banta jokes, Face To Face!!
Monday, May 10th, 2010Santa (tourists guide), was talking with a group of school kids at Zoo when one of the kids asked him if he had ever came face-to-face with a wolf.
“Yes, I came face to face with a wolf once. And as luck would have it, I was alone and without a weapon.”
“What did you do?” the little girl asked.
“What could I do? First, I tried looking him straight in the eyes but he slowly came toward me. I moved back, but he kept coming nearer and nearer. I had to think fast.”
“How did you get away?”
“As a last resort, I just turned around and walked quickly to the next cage.”
Funny Santa Singh Jokes, Hilarious Santa Singh Hindi Indian jokes – Santa and wife
Friday, May 7th, 2010funny Santa Banta jokes, Santa and Mathematics !
Friday, March 26th, 2010This was when Santa was a little boy studying in a convent school. He was busy doing his homework and as his mother approached she heard: “One and one, the son-of-a-bitch is two… Two and two, the son-of-a-bitch is four… Three and three…
His mother interrupted, asking where he had learned this way of doing math.
Santa remarked that his teacher had taught him. His mother was rather upset and told him to stop the homework. The next day she stormed into little Santa`s classroom and confronted the teacher. She told her about Santa`s different way of doing math and his claims that she taught it that way to the class.
The teacher was flabbergasted. She said that she couldn`t understand why Santa had said what he did.
Then suddenly, she exclaimed, “Oh, I know… here in school we say, one and one, the sum-of-which is two…”
funny Santa Banta jokes, Banta as a trainee!!
Friday, March 26th, 2010Banta joined a big MNC as a trainee. On his first day he dialed the pantry and shouted into the phone,”You Rascal! Get me a coffee quickly!”
The voice from the other side responded,”You fool you`ve dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you`re talking to, dumbo?” “No”, replied the trainee.
“It`s the Managing Director of the company, you fool!”
Banta shouted back, “And do you know who YOU are talking to, you fool?”
“No.”, replied the Managing Director.
“Good!”, replied Banta put down the phone!
