Johnny who didn’t like use the school’s bathroom so he went
behind the school in the bushes. One day a couple of his friends
were coming near him so Johnny quickly wiped his butt with his
hands. His friends asked, “What’s in your hand Johnny?” “My
little leprechaun.” “No, seriously what’s in your hand Johnny?”
“My little leprechaun.” Then his friends got mad and said, “If
you don’t tell us what’s in your hand then we’ll tell the
teacher.” He replied, “My little leprechaun.” So he was sent to
his teacher

(4.00 out of 5)