Archive for the ‘Funny Jokes’ Category

funny children jokes, Children Books that will never be published

Friday, February 26th, 2010

“You Were an Accident”
“Strangers Have the Best Candy”
“The Attention Deficit Disorder Association’s Book of Wild
Animals of North
Amer- Hey! Let’s Go Ride Our Bikes!”
“When Mommy and Daddy Don’t Know the Answer They Say God Did It”
“Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia”
“What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?”
“Why can’t Mr. Fork and Mrs. Electrical Socket be friends?”
“Daddy Drinks Because You Cry”
“Dad’s New Wife Timothy”
“Pop! Goes The Hamster….And Other Great Microwave Games”
“The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables”
“The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy”
“Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will”
“The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and are Shot Dead”
“How to Become The Dominant Military Power In Your Elementary
School”
“Controlling the playground: Respect through Fear”

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Hilarious jokes, Republicans’ New Symbol

Thursday, February 25th, 2010

 Republicans announced today they are changing their emblem from
a elephant to a condom because it more clearly reflects their
party’s political stance.

funny political jokes, Post Turtle

Thursday, February 25th, 2010

While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90-year-old man,
the doctor asked his patient how he thought George W. Bush was
doing as President.

funny jokes, KGB

Thursday, February 25th, 2010

The phone rings at KGB headquarters.

“Hello?”

“Hello, is this KGB?”

“Yes. What do you want?”

funny jokes, Giving sad news to a troop

Thursday, February 25th, 2010

The Captain called the Sergeant in. “Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private
Jones’ mother died yesterday. Better go tell him and send him in to see me.”

funny Couple jokes, hilarious jokes, Practical joke on his ex-girlfriend

Tuesday, February 23rd, 2010

 

The soldier serving in Hong Kong was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote breaking off their engagement and asking for her photograph back.

funny Army jokes, Aussie Trouser Snake.

Tuesday, February 23rd, 2010

An Australian Combat Field Engineer Sergeant and a U.S Marine were on exchange duty and were sharing the latrines.

funny little Johnny jokes again, Lil’ Johnny vs. Bus Driver

Tuesday, February 23rd, 2010

One day Little Johnny was on the school bus and he was sitting
right behind the bus driver and he was saying to himself, “If my
daddy was a lion and my mommy was a lion then I would be a baby
lion.” He kept on talking to himself like this.

funny little Johnny jokes, Little Johnny’s Warning

Tuesday, February 23rd, 2010

 

 Little Johnny wasn’t getting good marks in school and one day he
tapped his teacher on the shoulder and said, “I don’t want to
scare you, but my daddy says if I don’t get better grades,
somebody is going to get a spanking….”

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hilarious jokes, Fair Competition

Monday, February 22nd, 2010

 

 

A store owner was dismayed when a brand new business much like
his own opened up on his left and erected a huge sign which read
BEST DEALS.