Archive for the ‘Funny Jokes’ Category

Funny Irish Jokes, Bank Robber Jokes – Bank Of Ireland

Saturday, October 3rd, 2009

An armed hooded robber bursts into the Bank of Ireland and forces the cashier to load a sack full of cash.

Funny Jokes, Hot Jokes – The Girl In The Bus

Saturday, October 3rd, 2009

I was stuck on the bus for fifteen minutes today.

Some dumb chav girl refused to pay her fare, claiming she had left her Oyster card at home, so therefore she should be able to travel for free.

Very Short Jokes – Suicide

Saturday, October 3rd, 2009

A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide.

The librarian says; “Fcuk off, you won’t bring it back.”

Really Funny Jokes – 129th Edition

Friday, October 2nd, 2009

Really Funny Jokes Blunders

Telephone girls sometimes glory in their mistakes if there is a joke in consequence. The story is told by a telephone operator in one of the Boston exchanges about a man who asked her for the number of a local theater.

Short Funny Jokes – 129th Edition

Thursday, October 1st, 2009

“Hubby,” said the observant wife, “the janitor of these flats is a bachelor.”

“What of it?”

“I really think he is becoming interested in our oldest daughter.”

Funny Jokes – 129th Edition

Monday, September 28th, 2009

A train in Arizona was boarded by robbers, who went through the pockets of the luckless passengers. One of them happened to be a traveling salesman from New York, who, when his turn came, fished out $200, but rapidly took $4 from the pile and placed it in his vest pocket.

Funny jokes, hilarious jokes, barbers jokes – Baldness cure

Sunday, September 27th, 2009

Baldness cure
A guy that’s a little thin on top visits the barbers. Once he’s had a trim he asks the
barber, “Any suggestions on how to treat my baldness?” After a brief pause the barber
leans over and confides, “The best cure that I’ve come across is female love juice”
“But you’re balder than I am,” protests the customer.
“Yea,” admits the barber, “but I’ve got one hell of a moustache!”

Really Funny Short Jokes – 129th Edition

Wednesday, September 23rd, 2009

“Are you a pillar of the church?”

“No, I’m a flying buttress—I support it from the outside.”

By Jones

Very Funny Joke – 129th Edition

Tuesday, September 22nd, 2009

“Thank Heaven, those bills are got rid of,” said Bilkins, fervently, as he tore up a bundle of statements of account dated October 1st.

Very Short Jokes – 129th Edition

Sunday, September 20th, 2009

“What is alimony, ma?”

“It is a man’s cash surrender value.”

By Jones