An armed hooded robber bursts into the Bank of Ireland and forces the cashier to load a sack full of cash.
An armed hooded robber bursts into the Bank of Ireland and forces the cashier to load a sack full of cash.
I was stuck on the bus for fifteen minutes today.
Some dumb chav girl refused to pay her fare, claiming she had left her Oyster card at home, so therefore she should be able to travel for free.
A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide.
The librarian says; “Fcuk off, you won’t bring it back.”
Really Funny Jokes Blunders
Telephone girls sometimes glory in their mistakes if there is a joke in consequence. The story is told by a telephone operator in one of the Boston exchanges about a man who asked her for the number of a local theater.
“Hubby,” said the observant wife, “the janitor of these flats is a bachelor.”
“What of it?”
“I really think he is becoming interested in our oldest daughter.”
A train in Arizona was boarded by robbers, who went through the pockets of the luckless passengers. One of them happened to be a traveling salesman from New York, who, when his turn came, fished out $200, but rapidly took $4 from the pile and placed it in his vest pocket.
“Are you a pillar of the church?”
“No, I’m a flying buttress—I support it from the outside.”
By Jones
“Thank Heaven, those bills are got rid of,” said Bilkins, fervently, as he tore up a bundle of statements of account dated October 1st.