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funny poem, funny… but not

Tuesday, May 4th, 2010

 
it’s funny how hello is always accompanied with goodbye
it’s funny how good memories can start to make you cry
it’s funny how forever never seems to last
it’s funny how much you’d lose if you forgot about your past
it’s funny how “friends” can just leave when you are down
it’s funny how when you need someone they never are around
it’s funny how people change and think they’re so much better
it’s funny how many lies are packed into one “love letter”
it’s funny how one night can contain so much regret
it’s funny how you can forgive but not forget
it’s funny how ironic life turns out to be
but the funniest part of all, is none of thats funny to me

funny jokes, hilarious jokes, Rescuers reward!

Saturday, May 1st, 2010

Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman flailing about in the deep water. Unable to swim, the man started to scream for help. A trout fisherman ran up.
The man said, “My wife is drowning and I can`t swim. Please save her. I”ll give you a hundred dollars.”
The fisherman dove into the water. In ten powerful strokes, he reached the woman, put his arm around her, and swam back to shore.
Depositing her at the feet of the man, the fisherman said, “Okay, where`s my hundred?”
The man said, “Look, when I saw her going down for the third time, I thought it was my wife. But this is my mother- in-law.”
The fisherman reached into his pocket and said, “Just my luck. How much do I owe you?”

Funny Hindi Jokes, Chintu jokes, Indian hilarious jokes

Monday, April 26th, 2010

Read out this funny and hilarious Hindi indian jokes.

Chintu gana ga raha tha ” Aaj main ooper, Aasma neechay”

Deadly Hindi PJ, Poor jokes funny hilarious hindi jokes

Monday, April 26th, 2010

This is a deadly and very funny hindi poor jokes. Read out loudly this hilarious hindi jokes.

funny Adam Eve jokes, Lovemaking !

Friday, April 2nd, 2010

After a few days on the new Earth, the Lord called to Adam and said, “It is time for you and Eve to begin the process of populating the earth, so I want you to kiss her.”
Adam answered, “Yes, Lord, but what is a `kiss`?” The Lord gave a brief description to Adam, who took Eve by the hand and took her to a nearby bush.
A few minutes later, Adam emerged and said, “Thank you Lord, that was enjoyable.”
And the Lord replied, “Yes Adam, I thought you might enjoy that. Now, I`d like you to caress Eve.”
And Adam said, “What is a `caress`?”
So, the Lord again gave Adam a brief description and Adam went behind the bush with Eve.
Quite a few minutes later, Adam returned, smiling, and said, “Lord, that was even better than the kiss.”
And the Lord said, “You`ve done well Adam. And now, I want you to make love to Eve.”
And Adam asked, “What is `make love`, Lord?”
So, the Lord again gave Adam directions and Adam went again to Eve behind the bush, but this time he re-appeared in two seconds.
And Adam said, “Lord, what is a `headache`?”

funny militry jokes, Expecting!!

Friday, April 2nd, 2010

A young private sought permission from his Commanding Officer to leave camp the following weekend. “You see,” he explained, “my wife`s expecting.”
“Oh…” said the Officer, “I understand. Go ahead and tell your wife that I wish her luck.”
The following week the same soldier was back again with the same explanation: “My wife`s expecting.”
The Officer looked surprised. “Still expecting?” he said, “Well, well, my boy, you must be pretty bothered. Of course you can have the week-end off.”
When the same soldier appeared again the third week, however, the Officer lost his temper. “Don`t tell me your wife is still expecting!” he bellowed.
“Yes sir!” said the soldier resolutely, “She`s still expecting.”
“What in heaven is she expecting?” cried the Officer.
“Me.” said the soldier simply.