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Monday, February 8th, 2010funny teacher student jokes, funny jokes, Powerful Punctuation
Monday, February 8th, 2010An English professor wrote the words: “A woman without her man is nothing”
funny exam jokes, funny jokes on exam, Grading Exams: The Inside Story
Monday, February 1st, 2010For those returning to school, here is an inside look at how professors grade their final exams:
Dept Of Statistics:
All grades are fitted to a normal curve.
funny campass jokes, 10. Fun Things To Do In A Final Exam
Monday, February 1st, 201010 Fun Things To Do In A Final That Does Not Matter (i.e., you are going to fail the class completely no matter what you get on the final exam
1.Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say “Oh geez, better get cracking,” and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few minutes early.
2.Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming “Andre, Andre, I’ve got the secret documents!!”
3.If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the integral symbol.
4. Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor’s left nostril.
5. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, “I’m SOOO sure you can hear me thinking.” Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.
funny court room jokes, New Evidence
Saturday, January 30th, 2010The day after a verdict had been entered against his client, the lawyer rushed to the judge’s chambers, demanding that the case be reopened, saying, “I have new evidence that makes a huge difference in my client’s defense.”
funny golf jokes, 18 Holes of Golf
Saturday, January 30th, 2010Harry, a golfing enthusiast if there ever was one, arrived home from the club to an irate, ranting wife.
funny teacher student jokes, funny IPL jokes, IPL Effects on Education
Saturday, January 30th, 2010Cricket has reached exciting level with IPL. Infusing the same thing into exams, some suggestion:
1. Reduce exam duration to 1 hour and marks to 50.
funny microsoft jokes, Ad Space!
Saturday, January 30th, 2010Microsoft to sell Ad space in error messages
Microsoft announced that it is selling advertising space in the error messages that appear in Windows. Acknowledging for the first time that the average user of their operating system encounters error messages at least several times a day, Microsoft is trying to take financial advantage of the unavoidable opportunity to make an ad impression.
“We estimate that throughout the world at any given moment several million people are getting a “general protection fault” or “Illegal operation” warning. We will be able to generate significant revenue by including a short advertising message along with it,” said Microsoft marketing director.
The Justice Department immediately indicated that they intend to investigate whether Microsoft is gaining an unfair advantage in reaching the public with this advertising by virtue of its semi-monopolistic control over error messages.
funny couple jokes, Lost Wife
Friday, January 29th, 2010A man approached a very beautiful woman in a Mall and said: “I have lost my wife here at this mall. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?”
funny Lebanon jokes, Lebanese Hell Employee
Friday, January 29th, 2010A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country. He goes first to the German hell and asks what they do there. He is told: “First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day.”
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