One day a little boy gets on a bus and sits behind the bus driver.
Archive for the ‘Clean Jokes’ Category
funny jokes, funny driver jokes, A Bus Driver!
Sunday, February 21st, 2010funny very short Hindi Husband Wife jokes, funny couple jokes
Friday, February 19th, 2010
1 dost: BV se larayi khatam hoi?
2nd dost: gutne taik k mere pass ai thi
1st: ussney gutne taik kay kia kaha?
funny internet jokes, funny internet catch lines
Friday, February 19th, 20101. Have you seen www.usedmatch.com?Yes, but I didnt find it striking.
2. What surfs the Internet and goes, Choo, Choo?Thomas the Search Engine.
3. Have you seen www.busfull.com?No, Im afraid that one passed me by.
4. Who is the most popular wizard on the Internet?Har e-potter.
funny lawyer jokes, New Evidence
Tuesday, February 16th, 2010
The day after a verdict had been entered against his client, the lawyer rushed to the judge’s chambers, demanding that the case be reopened, saying, “I have new evidence that makes a huge difference in my client’s defense.”
funny apple jokes, funny short apple jokes
Saturday, February 13th, 2010funny medical terms, southern Medical Terms
Friday, February 12th, 2010Benign: What you be, after you be eight
Artery: The study of paintings
Bacteria: Back door to cafeteria
Barium: What doctors do when patients die
Cesarean Section: A neighborhood in Rome
Cat Scan: Searching for Kitty
Cauterize: Made eye contact with her
Colic: A sheep dog
Coma: A punctuation mark
Dilate: To live long
Fester: Quicker than someone else
Fibula: A small lie
Hangnail: What you hang your coat on
Labor Pain: Getting hurt at work
Medical Staff: A Doctor’s cane
Morbid: A higher offer
Nitrates: Cheaper than day rates
Node: I knew it
Outpatient: A person who has fainted
Post Operative: A letter carrier
Recovery Room: Place to do upholstery
Secretion: Hiding something
Seizure: Roman emperor
Tablet: A small table
Terminal Illness: Getting sick at the airport
Tumor: One plus one more
Urine: Opposite of you’re out.
Varicose: Near
funny drunk jokes, funny cop jokes
Thursday, February 11th, 2010
funny communities jokes, funny jokes, Flying Penguin!
Tuesday, February 9th, 2010An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman went on a mountain-climbing expedition together. Everything was going fine until one day, while they were walking along a narrow ledge, an avalanche ripped away the ledge on each side of them.
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