A minister told his congregation, “Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17.”
Archive for the ‘Clean Jokes’ Category
Funny clean jokes, funny minister jokes – Mark 17
Friday, November 6th, 2009Thanksgiving day jokes, Thanksgiving jokes – The blonde Thanksgiving dinner
Sunday, November 1st, 2009The blonde Thanksgiving dinner
It was the first time the blonde was eating Thanksgiving dinner without her family. Trying to re-enact the tradition, she prepared a dinner for herself alone. The next day, her mother called to see how everything went.
Funny teacher student jokes, clean teacher student jokes – Gifts for teacher
Thursday, October 29th, 2009It was at the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist’s son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it overhead, and said, “I bet I know what it is. Some flowers.” “That’s right” the boy said, “but how did you know?” “Oh, just a wild guess,” she said.
Halloween Beethoven jokes, funny ‘n’ scary Halloween jokes on Beethoven symphony
Saturday, October 24th, 2009A daring vacationer in Vienna is walking through a graveyard on Halloween when all of a sudden she hears music. No one is around, so she starts looking to see where it’s coming from.
Funny clean jokes – What we ask for
Saturday, October 24th, 2009A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him.
The waitress asks them for their orders.
Clean jokes, Clean funny jokes, funny true story – Super Granny
Thursday, October 22nd, 2009An elderly lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her car. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at them at the top of her voice, “I have a gun and I know how to use it!
Funny food jokes, Jokes about foods – What is this?
Saturday, October 17th, 2009What is this?
When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du jour, the Englishman was a bit dismayed. “Good heavens,” he said, “what is this?”
Funny nigger jokes, clean nigga joke, Nigger Joke – Herschel Walker
Wednesday, October 14th, 2009Here is another funny nigger jokes for you guys. Remember, this nigger joke is only for your fun and amusement. We have no intention to hurt any race or culture or to insult anybody. We value people and value humanity. A joke is a joke. Take this nigger joke light heatedly and have fun. No offense please
Lazy jokes, funny jokes – lazy workmen
Friday, October 9th, 2009Lazy Workmen
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day he decided to trick them into doing some work for a change.
“I’ve got a really easy job today for the laziest one among you,” he announced. “Will the laziest man please put his hand up.”
Nine hands went up.
“Why didn’t you put your hand up?” he asked the tenth man.
“Too much trouble,” came the reply.
Very Funny Jokes – Contact Lens
Sunday, October 4th, 2009Found It!
The teenager lost a contact lens while playing basketball in his
driveway. After a fruitless search, he told his mother the lens
was no where to be found.
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