Archive for the ‘Clean Jokes’ Category
funny jokes, hilarious jokes, Summer Job
Thursday, March 18th, 2010funny cab driver jokes, Scared Driver
Friday, March 12th, 2010A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.
funny community jokes, Hans Schmidt
Tuesday, March 2nd, 2010A man was walking down the street and noticed a sign reading “Hans
Schmidt’s Chinese Laundry.” Being of a curious nature, he entered and was
greeted by an obviously Chinese man who introduced himself as Hans Schmidt.
hilarious cowboy jokes, Dealin’ with Horse Thieves
Monday, March 1st, 2010
A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers. When he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen.
funny children jokes, Children Books that will never be published
Friday, February 26th, 2010“You Were an Accident”
“Strangers Have the Best Candy”
“The Attention Deficit Disorder Association’s Book of Wild
Animals of North
Amer- Hey! Let’s Go Ride Our Bikes!”
“When Mommy and Daddy Don’t Know the Answer They Say God Did It”
“Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia”
“What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?”
“Why can’t Mr. Fork and Mrs. Electrical Socket be friends?”
“Daddy Drinks Because You Cry”
“Dad’s New Wife Timothy”
“Pop! Goes The Hamster….And Other Great Microwave Games”
“The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables”
“The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy”
“Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will”
“The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and are Shot Dead”
“How to Become The Dominant Military Power In Your Elementary
School”
“Controlling the playground: Respect through Fear”
Hilarious jokes, Republicans’ New Symbol
Thursday, February 25th, 2010 Republicans announced today they are changing their emblem from
a elephant to a condom because it more clearly reflects their
party’s political stance.
funny Army jokes, Aussie Trouser Snake.
Tuesday, February 23rd, 2010An Australian Combat Field Engineer Sergeant and a U.S Marine were on exchange duty and were sharing the latrines.
funny little Johnny jokes, Little Johnny’s Warning
Tuesday, February 23rd, 2010funny farmar jokes, Farmer’s Daughters Name Game
Monday, February 22nd, 2010There was this farmer that was really protective of his three daughters. In fact , he always met their boyfriends at the door with a shotgun.
funny watermelon jokes, One Plus One
Sunday, February 21st, 2010A watermelon farmer was determined to scare off the local kids who went into his watermelon patch every night to eat their fill.
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