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Professions

Three men and a woman are sitting at a bar talking about their professions.

The first guy says: “I’d describe myself as a Y.U.P.P.I.E. — you know … Young, Urban,  Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist.”

The next chap says: “Oh, I’m a D.I.N.K. — Double Income,  No Kids.”

The third bloke says: “Well I’m a R.U.B. — Rich, Urban, Biker.”

They turn to the woman and ask: “What are you?”

She replies, “I’m a W.I.F.E. — Wash, Iron, F**k, Etc.

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