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Archive for October, 2009
Funny cartoons from B.Z Toons – Milk and Cookies
Sunday, October 11th, 2009Lazy jokes, funny jokes – lazy workmen
Friday, October 9th, 2009Lazy Workmen
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day he decided to trick them into doing some work for a change.
“I’ve got a really easy job today for the laziest one among you,” he announced. “Will the laziest man please put his hand up.”
Nine hands went up.
“Why didn’t you put your hand up?” he asked the tenth man.
“Too much trouble,” came the reply.
Funny political jokes, politics joke – Liberal Democrat Jokes – UK Political Party
Wednesday, October 7th, 2009Liberal Democrat Jokes ( UK Political Party )
Q: What do you get when you offer a Liberal a penny for his thoughts?
A: Change.
Q: How do you confuse a Liberal?
A: You don’t. They’re born that way.
Q: How do you keep a Liberal busy?
A: Write ‘Please turn over’ on both sides of a piece of paper.
Q: How do you keep a Liberal busy all day?
A: Put him in a round room and tell him to wait in the corner.
Q: How do you get a one-armed Liberal out of a tree?
A: Wave to him.
Q: What do you call a basement full of Liberals?
A: A whine cellar.
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?
A: 144 Liberals.
Q: What is the Liberal doing when he has his hands tightly clasped over his ears?
A: Trying to hold on to a thought.
Q: Why did the Liberal have blisters on his lips?
A: From trying to blow out a light bulb.
Q: Why do Liberals work seven days a week?
A: So you don’t have to retrain them on Monday.
Q: What the difference between a Liberal and the rear end of a horse?
A: I don’t know either.
Q: How is a Liberal different from a sewer rat?
A: Some people actually like sewer rats.
Q: How many Liberals does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They prefer to walk in the dark.
Q: What is it called when a Liberal blows in another Liberal’s ear?
A: Data transfer.
Q: Why don’t they let Liberals swim in the ocean?
A: Because they can’t get the smell out of the tuna.
Q: How do you plant dope?
A: Bury a Liberal.
Funny jokes – two trees and woodpecker
Wednesday, October 7th, 2009Two Trees
Two big trees are in the woods and they notice a young tree begins to grow between them. “Is that a son of a Beech or a son of a Birch?” asks one of the big trees.
“I don’t know,” says the other big tree.
A while later a Woodpecker lands on the young tree and one of the big trees asks, “Hey, Mr Woodpecker. Is that young tree a son of a Beech or a son of a Birch?”
The Woodpecker takes a nibble and replies, “It’s neither. It’s the best bit of Ash I’ve ever had my pecker in.”
Funny music jokes – Bagpiper
Monday, October 5th, 20091st man: “My neighbors were screaming and yelling at three o clock this morning!”
2nd man: “Did they wake you?”
Halloween Pranks, Scary Halloween Pranks, Funny Halloween Pranks
Monday, October 5th, 2009Halloween is a notorious time for pulling pranks on friends.Here you can find Funny, nondestructive ideas for Halloween pranks and tricks.Some of them might be OLD CLASSIC Halloween Pranks.Have the Scariest House and send spooky messages to your friends and play Halloween Pranks
Funny Stupid Jokes, Silly Jokes, Dumb Jokes – Call Back Later
Monday, October 5th, 2009A woman wanted to reach her husband on his mobile phone but discovered that her battery was run out, so she instructed her son to use his phone to pass along an urgent message to daddy, who is at work.
Funny Hippie Jokes – What Gives?
Sunday, October 4th, 2009What Gives?
Short Funny Jokes – 130th Edition
Sunday, October 4th, 2009A certain Congressman had disastrous experience in goldmine speculations. One day a number of colleagues were discussing the subject of his speculation, when one of them said to this Western member:
Very Funny Jokes – Contact Lens
Sunday, October 4th, 2009Found It!
The teenager lost a contact lens while playing basketball in his
driveway. After a fruitless search, he told his mother the lens
was no where to be found.
(4.00 out of 5)
