Archive for October, 2009

Funny teacher student jokes, clean teacher student jokes – Gifts for teacher

Thursday, October 29th, 2009

It was at the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist’s son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it overhead, and said, “I bet I know what it is. Some flowers.” “That’s right” the boy said, “but how did you know?” “Oh, just a wild guess,” she said.

Funny marriage jokes, Clean marriage jokes – Heaven Marriage

Monday, October 26th, 2009

On their way to a justice of the peace to get married, a couple had a fatal car accident.
The couple found themselves sitting outside Heaven’s Gate waiting on St. Peter to do an intake. While waiting, they wondered if they could possibly get married in Heaven.

Halloween Beethoven jokes, funny ‘n’ scary Halloween jokes on Beethoven symphony

Saturday, October 24th, 2009

A daring vacationer in Vienna is walking through a graveyard on Halloween when all of a sudden she hears music. No one is around, so she starts looking to see where it’s coming from.

Funny clean jokes – What we ask for

Saturday, October 24th, 2009

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him.

The waitress asks them for their orders.

Hilarious toilet prank, funny toilet pranks, toilet prank video

Friday, October 23rd, 2009

Watch out this hilarious toilet prank. It’s very funny toilet prank. If we don’t go into the controversy whether it’s fake or real or how quickly they arranged everything, then it’s a real funny toilet prank video to enjoy. Have a good laugh.

Halloween prank video, funny and scary Halloween pranks

Friday, October 23rd, 2009

Halloween again. It’s time to play pranks. Watch out this funny Halloween prank video. It’s funny and a bit scary too ;-) LOL

Clean jokes, Clean funny jokes, funny true story – Super Granny

Thursday, October 22nd, 2009

An elderly lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her car. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at them at the top of her voice, “I have a gun and I know how to use it!

Funny food jokes, Jokes about foods – What is this?

Saturday, October 17th, 2009

What is this?
When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du jour, the Englishman was a bit dismayed. “Good heavens,” he said, “what is this?”

Funny nigger jokes, clean nigga joke, Nigger Joke – Herschel Walker

Wednesday, October 14th, 2009

Here is another funny nigger jokes for you guys. Remember, this nigger joke is only for your fun and amusement. We have no intention to hurt any race or culture or to insult anybody. We value people and value humanity. A joke is a joke. Take this nigger joke light heatedly and have fun. No offense please

Blonde jokes, funny blond joke – The blonde and two men

Sunday, October 11th, 2009

A blonde woman was driving down the highway when her car broke down. She pulled to the side of the road, got out and opened the trunk of her car.
Two men dressed in trench coats got out of her trunk. They faced the oncoming traffic and proceeded to bare their nude bodies to the other drivers.
A cop drives up and asks the blonde, “What the hell is going on here?”
She tells him, “Well officer, my car broke down.”
He says, “Miss, I can see that, but why are these two men exposing themselves to the oncoming traffic?”
She says, “I didn’t want to cause an accident, so I’m using my emergency flashers!”