It was at the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist’s son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it overhead, and said, “I bet I know what it is. Some flowers.” “That’s right” the boy said, “but how did you know?” “Oh, just a wild guess,” she said. Read more...(210 words, estimated 50 secs reading time)
On their way to a justice of the peace to get married, a couple had a fatal car accident.
The couple found themselves sitting outside Heaven’s Gate waiting on St. Peter to do an intake. While waiting, they wondered if they could possibly get married in Heaven.Read more...(210 words, estimated 50 secs reading time)
A daring vacationer in Vienna is walking through a graveyard on Halloween when all of a sudden she hears music. No one is around, so she starts looking to see where it’s coming from. Read more...(204 words, estimated 49 secs reading time)
Watch out this hilarious toilet prank. It’s very funny toilet prank. If we don’t go into the controversy whether it’s fake or real or how quickly they arranged everything, then it’s a real funny toilet prank video to enjoy. Have a good laugh. Read more...(44 words, estimated 11 secs reading time)
An elderly lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her car. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at them at the top of her voice, “I have a gun and I know how to use it! Read more...(216 words, estimated 52 secs reading time)
What is this?
When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du jour, the Englishman was a bit dismayed. “Good heavens,” he said, “what is this?” Read more...(51 words, estimated 12 secs reading time)
Here is another funny nigger jokes for you guys. Remember, this nigger joke is only for your fun and amusement. We have no intention to hurt any race or culture or to insult anybody. We value people and value humanity. A joke is a joke. Take this nigger joke light heatedly and have fun. No offense please Read more...(298 words, estimated 1:12 mins reading time)
A blonde woman was driving down the highway when her car broke down. She pulled to the side of the road, got out and opened the trunk of her car.
Two men dressed in trench coats got out of her trunk. They faced the oncoming traffic and proceeded to bare their nude bodies to the other drivers.
A cop drives up and asks the blonde, “What the hell is going on here?”
She tells him, “Well officer, my car broke down.”
He says, “Miss, I can see that, but why are these two men exposing themselves to the oncoming traffic?”
She says, “I didn’t want to cause an accident, so I’m using my emergency flashers!”