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It was at the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist’s son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it overhead, and said, “I bet I know what it is. Some flowers.” “That’s right” the boy said, “but how did you know?” “Oh, just a wild guess,” she said.
family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px;”>On their way to a justice of the peace to get married, a couple had a fatal car accident.
The couple found themselves sitting outside Heaven’s Gate waiting on St. Peter to do an intake. While waiting, they wondered if they could possibly get married in Heaven.
St. Peter finally showed up and they asked him.
St. Peter said, “I don’t know, this is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out.” and he left.
A daring vacationer in Vienna is walking through a graveyard on Halloween when all of a sudden she hears music. No one is around, so she starts looking to see where it’s coming from.
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him.
The waitress asks them for their orders.
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