Very Funny Jokes

There was recently haled into an Alabama court a little Irishman to whom the thing was a new experience. He was, however, unabashed, and wore an air of a man determined not to “get the worst of it.”  Read more... (100 words, 11 images, estimated 24 secs reading time)

“Mr. Preacher,” said a white man to a colored minister who was addressing his congregation, “you are talking about Cain, and you say he got married in the land of Nod, after he killed Abel. But the Bible mentions only Adam and Eve as being on earth at that time. Who, then, did Cain marry?”  Read more... (140 words, 11 images, estimated 34 secs reading time)

A Boston girl the other day said to a southern friend who was visiting her, as two men rose in a car to give them seats: “Oh, I wish they would not do it.”  Read more... (93 words, 11 images, estimated 22 secs reading time)

“What,” asked the Sunday-school teacher, “is meant by bearing false witness against one’s neighbor?”

“It’s telling falsehoods about them,” said the one small maid.  Read more... (60 words, 11 images, estimated 14 secs reading time)

The father of the family hurried to the telephone and called up the family physician. “Our little boy is sick, Doctor,” he said, “so please come at once.”  Read more... (72 words, 11 images, estimated 17 secs reading time)

There was once a chap who went skating too early and all of a sudden that afternoon loud cries for help began to echo among the bleak hills that surrounded the skating pond.  Read more... (192 words, 11 images, estimated 46 secs reading time)

“As you don’t seem to know what you’d like for Christmas, Freddie,” said his mother, “here’s a printed list of presents for a good little boy.”  Read more... (62 words, 11 images, estimated 15 secs reading time)

A story that has done service in political campaigns to illustrate supposed dilemmas of the opposition will likely be revived in every political “heated term.”  Read more... (164 words, 11 images, estimated 39 secs reading time)

In certain parts of the west, where without irrigation the cultivators of the land would be in a bad way indeed, the light rains that during the growing season fall from time to time, are appreciated to a degree that is unknown in the east.  Read more... (133 words, 11 images, estimated 32 secs reading time)