Very Funny Jokes

After the death of Andrew Jackson the following conversation is said to have occurred between an Anti-Jackson broker and a Democratic merchant:  Read more... (113 words, 11 images, estimated 27 secs reading time)

MAN—”Is there any reason why I should give you five cents?”

BOY—”Well, if I had a nice high hat like yours I wouldn’t want it soaked with snowballs.”

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MRS. JENKINS—”Mrs. Smith, we shall be neighbors now. I have bought a house next you, with a water frontage.”  Read more... (33 words, 11 images, estimated 8 secs reading time)

When Conan Doyle arrived for the first time in Boston he was instantly recognized by the cabman whose vehicle he had engaged. When the great literary man offered to pay his fare the cabman said quite respectfully:  Read more... (252 words, 11 images, estimated 1:00 mins reading time)

A man hurried into a quick-lunch restaurant recently and called to the waiter: “Give me a ham sandwich.”  Read more... (46 words, 11 images, estimated 11 secs reading time)

A bereaved husband feeling his loss very keenly found it desirable to divert his mind by traveling abroad. Before his departure, however, he left orders for a tombstone with the inscription:  Read more... (133 words, 11 images, estimated 32 secs reading time)

New York Elks are having a lot of fun with a member of their lodge, a Fifteenth Street jeweler. The other day his wife was in the jewelry store when the ‘phone rang. She answered it.  Read more... (137 words, 11 images, estimated 33 secs reading time)

Charles Frohman was talking to a Philadelphia reporter about the importance of detail.  Read more... (89 words, 11 images, estimated 21 secs reading time)

A well-known furniture dealer of a Virginia town wanted to give his faithful negro driver something for Christmas in recognition of his unfailing good humor in toting out stoves, beds, pianos, etc.  Read more... (94 words, 11 images, estimated 23 secs reading time)

TEACHER—”Tommy, do you know ‘How Doth the Little Busy Bee’?”

TOMMY—”No; I only know he doth it!”

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