“Malachi,” said a prospective homesteader to a lawyer, “you know all about this law. Tell me what I am to do.”
“Malachi,” said a prospective homesteader to a lawyer, “you know all about this law. Tell me what I am to do.”
“See that man over there. He is a bombastic mutt, a windjammer nonentity, a false alarm, and an encumberer of the earth!”
After the death of Andrew Jackson the following conversation is said to have occurred between an Anti-Jackson broker and a Democratic merchant:
MAN—”Is there any reason why I should give you five cents?”
BOY—”Well, if I had a nice high hat like yours I wouldn’t want it soaked with snowballs.”
By Jones