Archive for June, 2009

Funny Jokes – Homesteads – 106th Edition

Wednesday, June 24th, 2009

“Malachi,” said a prospective homesteader to a lawyer, “you know all about this law. Tell me what I am to do.”

Funny Jokes – Equality – 105th Edition

Monday, June 22nd, 2009

As one of the White Star steamships came up New York harbor the other day, a grimy coal barge floated immediately in front of her. “Clear out of the way with that old mud scow!” shouted an officer on the bridge.

Short Funny Jokes – Epithets – 104th Edition

Sunday, June 21st, 2009

“See that man over there. He is a bombastic mutt, a windjammer nonentity, a false alarm, and an encumberer of the earth!”

Funny Jokes – Irishmen – 103th Edition

Saturday, June 20th, 2009

An Irishman once lined up his family of seven giant-like sons and invited his caller to take a look at them.

Funny Jokes – Determination – 102th Edition

Thursday, June 18th, 2009

After the death of Andrew Jackson the following conversation is said to have occurred between an Anti-Jackson broker and a Democratic merchant:

Short Funny Jokes – Begging – 101th Edition

Wednesday, June 17th, 2009

MAN—”Is there any reason why I should give you five cents?”

BOY—”Well, if I had a nice high hat like yours I wouldn’t want it soaked with snowballs.”

By Jones