Very Funny Jokes

Pat came to the office with his jaw very much swollen from a tooth he desired to have pulled. But when the suffering son of Erin got into the dentist’s chair and saw the gleaming pair of forceps approaching his face, he positively refused to open his mouth.  Read more... (141 words, 11 images, estimated 34 secs reading time)

In the negro car of a railway train in one of the gulf states a bridal couple were riding—a very light, rather good looking colored girl and a typical full blooded negro of possibly a reverted type, with receding forehead, protruding eyes, broad, flat nose very thick lips and almost no chin. He was positively and aggressively ugly.  Read more... (144 words, 11 images, estimated 35 secs reading time)

A Washington car conductor, born in London and still a cockney, has succeeded in extracting thrills from the alphabet—imparting excitement to the names of the national capitol’s streets. On a recent Sunday morning he was calling the streets thus:  Read more... (62 words, 11 images, estimated 15 secs reading time)

Mark Twain and Chauncey M. Depew once went abroad on the same ship. When the ship was a few days out they were both invited to a dinner. Speech-making time came. Mark Twain had the first chance. He spoke twenty minutes and made a great hit. Then it was Mr. Depew’s turn.  Read more... (203 words, 11 images, estimated 49 secs reading time)

Nat Goodwill was at the club with an English friend and became the center of an appreciative group. A cigar man offered the comedian a cigar, saying that it was a new production.  Read more... (161 words, 11 images, estimated 39 secs reading time)