Very Funny Jokes

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island. For years they live there, until one day they find a magic lamp. They rub the lamp and sure enough out comes a genie. The genie says, “Since I can only give out 3 wishes, you may each have one.”
The brunette goes first, “I have been stuck here for years, I miss my family and my husband and my life – I just want to go home” … POOF she is gone.
The redhead makes her wish “This place sucks, I want to go home too” … POOF she is gone.
The blonde starts crying uncontrollably. The genie says to her “My dear what is the matter, “I wish my friends were here” … POOF!!!

“It isn’t wise for a painter to be too frank in his criticisms,” said Robert Henri at a luncheon. “I know a very outspoken painter whose little daughter called at a friend’s house and said:  Read more... (120 words, 11 images, estimated 29 secs reading time)

Why not have an illuminated sign on the statue of Liberty saying, “America expects every man to pay his duty?”

By Jones

Indecent Proposal

A man walks up to a woman in a bar and says, “Excuse me, would you have s ex with a man you didn’t know for one million dollars?”  Read more... (115 words, 1 image, estimated 28 secs reading time)

A Boston physician tells of the case of a ten-year-old boy, who, by reason of an attack of fever, became deaf. The physician could afford the lad but little relief, so the boy applied himself to the task of learning the deaf-and-dumb alphabet. The other members of his family, too, acquired a working knowledge of the alphabet, in order that they might converse with the unfortunate youngster.  Read more... (160 words, 11 images, estimated 38 secs reading time)