Very Funny Police Jokes
Here we come with some very funny Police Jokes and Cop Jokes that will make you laugh. Police jokes and police humor range in topics from criminals to drunks. Check out these funny policeman jokes and cop jokes and laugh out loudly.
Innocent
Two criminals are talking in a jail cell.
“What are you in for?”
“Something I did not do!”
“Sooo… you’re innocent? What did you not do?”
“I didn’t run fast enough!”
Traffic Stop
1st Officer: “Guess who I pulled over in a traffic stop the other day?”
2nd Officer: “Who?”
1st Officer: “Janet Jackson!”
2nd Officer: “What she do, was she speeding?”
1st Officer: “Nah, she had one headlight out.”
LAPD
The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.
The CIA goes in.
They place animal informants throughout the forest.
They question all plant and mineral witnesses.
After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
The FBI goes in.
After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies.
The rabbit had it coming.
The LAPD goes in.
They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear.
The bear is yelling: “Okay! Okay! I’m a rabbit! I’m a rabbit!”
Dead Stop
A police officer pulled a car over and arrested the driver for stealing the car.
When he questioned the driver why he stold the car, the driver explained, “It was parked outside a cemetery and I thought the owner was dead!”
