Funny Friendship Jokes For Friends
Friend jokes are the best way to strengthen your bonds between friends. Funny Friendship jokes can help to melt the ice between friends when there is a stiff situation. Here are some friend jokes that you can share with your friends. Have fun with these clean, funny friendship jokes 
Personal Secretary
A guy walked into his friend’s office. He found his friend sitting at his desk, looking very depressed.
“Hey, what’s up with you?”, he asked.
“Oh, its my wife,” replied the man sadly. “She’s hired a new secretary for me.”
“Well, nothing wrong in that,” he said, “Is she blonde or brunette?”
“Neither. He’s bald.”
Fault
A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He
lowers the balloon further and shouts: “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised my friend I would meet him half an
hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.”
The man below says: “Yes. You are in a hot air balloon, hovering approximately 30 feet above this field. You are
between 40 and 42 degrees N. latitude, and between 58 and 60 degrees W. longitude.”
“You must be an engineer” says the balloonist.
“I am” replies the man. “How did you know.”
“Well” says the balloonist, “everything you have told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of
your information, and the fact is I am still lost.”
The man below says “You must be a manager.”
“I am” replies the balloonist, “but how did you know?”
“Well”, says the man, “you don’t know where you are, or where you are going. You have made a promise which you have
no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. The fact is you are in the exact same position you
were in before we met, but now it is somehow my fault.”
Perfect Girl
A friend asked a gentleman how it is that he never married?
Replied the gentleman, “Well, I guess I just never met the right woman … I guess I’ve been looking for the
perfect girl.”
“Oh, come on now,” said the friend, “Surely you have met at least on girl that you wanted to marry.”
“Yes, there was one girl .. once. I guess she was the one perfect girl.
The only perfect girl I really ever met. She was just the right everything .. I really mean that she was the
perfect girl for me.”
“Well, why didn’t you marry her,” asked the friend.
“She was looking for the perfect man,” he said.
