Funny Family Jokes, Family Fun, Clean Jokes
Family Jokes are funny clean jokes that you can share with your family. For Family fun, Family Jokes play a vital role. These are clean jokes and you can enjoy it with your family and laugh with everybody. Sit back, relax and read these funny family jokes for your family fun and family entertainment. A joke a day, keeps the doctor away. 
Check out these funny jokes.
Kiss Dad Before School
“Dad,” a teenage girl says, running into her father’s den, “I’d like to kiss you good-bye before I go to school!”
“You’re too late, Honey. Your mother just did that two minutes ago, and I don’t have any cash left on me.”
How God Looks Like
A confused nine year old boy goes up to his mother and asks, “Is God male or female?”
After thinking for a moment, his mother responds, “Well, God is both male and female.”
This confuses the little boy so he asks, “Is God black or white?”
“Well, God is both black and white.”
This further confuses the boy so he asks, “Is God gay or straight?”
At this the mother is getting concerned, but answers none the less, “Honey, God is both gay and straight.”
At this, the boy’s face lights up with understanding and he triumphantly asks, “Is God Michael Jackson?”
[This joke is just for fun and not intended to mean it otherwise. If you are easily offended, then please ignore.]
Good News
A young man from a prominent family was being divorced by his glamorous wife. His lawyer called with news about the property settlement.
“The good news is that she isn’t asking for any share of your future inheritance.”
“Great!” said the young man. “What’s the bad news?”
“Well,” said the lawyer, “after the divorce, she’s marrying your father!”
The Elevator
An Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.
The boy asked, “What is this Father?”
The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, “Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life! I don’t know what it is.”
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button.
The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Finally, the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blond stepped out.
The father said quietly to his son… “Go get your mother.”
Very Long
A son was filling up the form with Dad’s help. He came across a question, “Mother tongue.”
He asked his Dad, “What should I write here, Dad?”
And Dad responded, “Very long.”
What is Bible?
A father was approached by his small son who told him proudly, “I know what the Bible means!”
His father smiled and replied, “What do you mean, you ‘know’ what the Bible means?”
The son replied, “I do know!”
“Ok, said his father. “So, son, what does the Bible mean?”
“That’s easy, Daddy. It stands for ‘Basic Information Before Leaving Earth.’”
