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Little Johnny Jokes are very popular among people all over the world. Little Johnny is a small boy with very good sense of humor. Little Johnny always asks embarrassing questions and he replies in a very straightforward but innocent manner. Sometimes these funny jokes are called Johnny-Johnny jokes. He is well educated in s*e*x. He also has a cousin Dirty Ernie. Here are 5 funny little johnny jokes. You will definitely love these hilarious little johnny jokes.

Little Johnny and the Album

Little Johnny was looking through the family album and asked his mother, “Who’s this guy on the beach with you with all the muscles and curly hair?”

“That’s your father,” she replied.

“Then who’s that old bald-headed fat b*a*s*t*a*r*d who lives with us now?” retorted Little Johnny.

Little Johnny’s first crush

The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her young students so she took him aside after class one day.
“Little Johnny, why has your school work been so poor lately?”

“I’m in love,” replied Little Johnny.

Holding back an urge to smile, the teacher asked, “with whom?”

“With you!” he said. “But Little Johnny,” said the teacher gently, “don’t you see how silly that is? Sure I’d like a husband of my own someday… but I don’t want a child.”

“Oh, don’t worry,” said Little Johnny reassuringly, “I’ll use a rubber!”

Noises Coming From Bedroom

Little Johnny was all out of sorts one morning. When his father asked him what the problem was the kid said, “I’m mad at mommy, cause she eats birds.”

His father said he didn’t know what Little Johnny was talking about.

Little Johnny replied, “I was up late last night and heard noises coming from your bedroom. When I listened at your door, I heard mom say, ’should I swallow it or let it fly’!”

Little Johnny Says ‘Jesus Christ’

There were a small number of children in the first grade class, gathered around a table for a reading group.

After she had finished reading the story, the teacher gave the children a work sheet. Since she figured the students might have some questions, she asked them to begin the work sheet in class. This way, she would be there for help if any of them needed it.

A few moments later, Little Johnny said very softly, “Jesus Christ!”

The teacher leaned over and said quietly, “We don’t say that in school.”

Little Johnny looked up the teacher and remarked, “Not even when things are all f*u*c*k*ed up?”

Little Johnny’s Valentine’s Day Love Letter

Valentine’s Day was quickly approaching and Little Johnny was anxious to
receive and give Valentine cards during his classroom party, mainly
because there were two girls he was particularly very fond of.

The rest of his class received the usual “store bought” cheap Valentines
that read cutsy “Be Mines” but he took special care and time in
hand-making two special cards for these two sweethearts in his life.

The first read:

Roses are Red, Pickles are Green,
I love your legs and what’s in between.
I like your style, I like your class,
But most of all I love your ass.

And to the other girl he wrote:

Roses are Stupid, Violets are Silly!

Bend over Babe ’cause here comes my Willy!