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It’s Kiss Day. It’s time to have some funny kissing jokes. Kiss Day is the right time to get close with your sweetheart and to make a passionate love.A kiss helps to prevent tooth decay. A kiss helps to relax, a kiss slows down the ageing process. Kissing is a bliss.It’s the baby’s right, the lover’s privilege, and the hypocrite’s mask.To a young girl, kiss shows faith; to a married woman, hope; and to an old maid, charity.

Here is a funny kiss day joke for you to share with your sweetheart. Have fun with kiss jokes and ohh! Don’t forget to kiss your lover after sharing the kiss joke

Professors of different subjects define the same word “Kiss” in different ways:

    * A kiss is a few bits of love compiled into a byte. - Prof. of Computer Science
    * A kiss is two divided by nothing. - Prof. of Algebra
    * A kiss is the shortest distance between two straight lines. - Prof. of Geometry
    * A kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart. - Prof. of Physics
    * A kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts. - Prof. of Chemistry
    * A kiss is the interchange of unisexual salivary bacteria. - Prof. of Zoology
    * A kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicular ors muscles in the state of contraction. - Prof. of Physiology
    * A kiss is infectious and antiseptic. - Prof. of Dentistry
    * A kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned. - Prof. of Accountancy
    * A kiss is that thing for which the demand is higher than the supply. - Prof. of Economics
    * A kiss is an event whose probability depends on the vital statistics of 36-24-36. - Prof. of Statistics
    * A kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old. - Prof. of Philosophy
    * Uh, What? I’m not familiar with that term. - Prof. of Engineering
    * A kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction; it is more common than proper; it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all. - Prof. of English