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Pete, a statistics student, while driving his car, had a habit of accelerating hard before arriving at any traffic junction, zoom past it, then slow down again once he had passed it. One day, he gave a lift to an acquaintance, who was panic-stricken by Pete’s manner of driving, and asked him what made him hurry [...]
* The name is BOND… Covalent Bond! B-) * Rishtey mein to hum tumhare Allotrope lagte hain, naam hai… Diamond! (*) * D-block se darr nahi lagta saheb, F-block se lagta hai! * Ek baar jo maine bond toda to main Activation Energy ki bhi nahi sunta! * Resonance ko neglect karna mushkil hi nahi, [...]
by JokesPrank.com May 16, 2012 Funny JokesPresident Obama was back in Washington DC after a tour and as he got down from the helicopter in front of the White House, his staff noticed he was carrying 2 baby piglets, one under each arm. The alert security guard salutes and says, “Nice pigs, Sir.” Obama replies, “You are mistaking them for pigs. [...]
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Read the full joke → by JokesPrank.com May 7, 2012 Funny Jokes1. Ek chor amir lok ke ghar mein chori karne gaya. Trunk pe likha tha “Trunk ko todne ki jaroorat nahi hai, 156 number press karke sahmne vala lal batan dabao, trunk khul jayegi. Jaise hi batan daba alarm baja aur police aa gayi.” Jate jate chor us lok se bola: Aaj mera insaaniyat se [...]
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Read the full joke → by JokesPrank.com April 15, 2012 Funny JokesWhy we sometimes write “etc” at the end in exams? Bcoz it means e- end of, t- thinking, c- capacity. Teachers can’t understand our feelings..
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Read the full joke → by JokesPrank.com March 30, 2012 Funny JokesBap: Mere 4 bachche hai 1st MBA 2nd MCA 3rd PHD 4th chor hai Friend: Chor ko ghar se nikalte Q nhi? Bap: Wohi to kamata hai, baqi sab berozgar hai..
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Read the full joke → by JokesPrank.com March 24, 2012 Funny Jokes“UNKNOWN CALL:- He——-Do you have Bf? SHE—–Yes ! Who are you? HE —– Main bol raha hoon tera BHAI..ruk ghar aata hoon fir bata hoon tujhe (angry) : : ANOTHER UNKONWN CALL:- HE ——Do you have Bf ? SHE ——–oh no no! Who are you? HE —— I am your BF (angry) Cheat u broke [...]
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Read the full joke → by JokesPrank.com March 24, 2012 Husband Wife Jokes1. Husband got divorced from his wife….!!! Because he liked ‘Like’ 0n her status & wrote ‘L0L’…!’.. _ . . . . .. _ _ And her status was ‘My Mom Just Died’……!!!! 2. Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. So I bought 3 movie tickets. English Wife: Why three? Annoyed [...]
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Read the full joke → by JokesPrank.com March 20, 2012 Funny JokesStory: Once a boy was smoking at airport.. Girl asked: 1 din me kitne cigrette peete ho ? Boy:40 – 50 Girl: Agar ab tak zindgi me cigarette pe kharch kye hue paise bachate to samne khari hui BMW car tumhari hoti. Boy: Aap cigrete peeti hein ? Girl: No Boy: To kya wo car [...]
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Read the full joke → by JokesPrank.com March 11, 2012 Funny JokesExam song ! Why this examveri examveri examveri di… Distancile frnd frnd, frnd mind sharp. Exam teachr strict strict, my future dark… Why this examveri examveri examveri di.. White color paper paper, paper print black , eyes eyes meet meet all the time waste.. Why this examveri examveri examveri di..Pe pe pa pan pe pe [...]
Tagged as: black eyes, exam, time waste
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