funny jokes, hilarious jokes, Summer Job
March 18th, 2010April Fools day humor – Clean funny sardar jokes, hilarious sardarji jokes for April Fools day
March 18th, 2010Interviewer:
what is your birth date?
Sardar: 13th October
Which year?
Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR
funny jokes, Pepper Shaker
March 17th, 2010On their anniversary night, the blonde husband sat his wife down in the bedroom with her favorite magazine, turned on the soft reading lamp, slipped off her shoes, patted and propped her feet and announced that he was preparing dinner all by himself.
funny cab driver jokes, Scared Driver
March 12th, 2010A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.
funny jokes, funny lawyer jokes, Lantern!
March 11th, 2010In a terrible accident at a railroad crossing, a train smashed into a car and pushed it nearly four hundred yards down the track. Though no one was killed, the driver took the train company to court.
At the trial, the engineer insisted that he had given the driver ample warning by waving his lantern back and forth for nearly a minute. He even stood and convincingly demonstrated how he`d done it.
The court believed his story, and the suit was dismissed. `Congratulations,` the lawyer said to the engineer when it was over. `You did superbly under cross-examination.`
`Thanks,` he said, `but he sure had me worried.`
`How`s that?` the lawyer asked.
`I was afraid he was going to ask if the damned lantern was lit!`
funny jokes, Going To Heaven
March 9th, 2010The pastor was talking to a group of young children about believing in Jesus and going to heaven.
funny husband wife jokes, The Good Wife !!
March 8th, 2010A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor`s office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone.
He said, “Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don`t do the following, your husband will surely die.”
“Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure he is in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don`t burden him with chores, as he probably had a hard day. Don`t discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. And most importantly satisfy his every whim. If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely.”
On the way home, the husband asked his wife, “What did the doctor say?”
“You`re going to die,” she replied.
funny mad couple jokes, I wanna stay!
March 7th, 2010A guy took a blonde out on a date. Eventually they ended up parked at a “lovers point” where they started making out. After things started getting pretty good, he thought he might get lucky, so he asked her,
“Do you want to get into the back seat?”
“NO!” she answered.
Okay, he thought, may be she`s not ready yet.
Now he has her shirt and skirt off, the windows are steamed, and things are getting really hot, so he asks again,
“Do you want to get into the back seat?”
“NO!” she answers again.
Now he has her bra off, they`re both very sweaty, and she even has his pants unzipped. Okay, he thinks, she HAS to want it now.
“Do you want to get into the back seat NOW?” he asks again.
“NO!” she answers yet again.
Frustrated, he demands, “Well, why not!”
“Because I want to stay up here with you!”
funny community jokes, Hans Schmidt
March 2nd, 2010A man was walking down the street and noticed a sign reading “Hans
Schmidt’s Chinese Laundry.” Being of a curious nature, he entered and was
greeted by an obviously Chinese man who introduced himself as Hans Schmidt.
hilarious cowboy jokes, Dealin’ with Horse Thieves
March 1st, 2010
A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers. When he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen.
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