Questions
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February 8th, 2010funny teacher student jokes, funny jokes, Powerful Punctuation
February 8th, 2010An English professor wrote the words: “A woman without her man is nothing”
Valentine’s Day Jokes Funny Dictionary of Dating
February 7th, 2010Happy Valentine’s Day Friends! Pass these funny valentine’s day jokes to your valentines. Have a fun filled valentine’s day 
Funny Valentine’s Day Limericks
February 7th, 2010Valentine’s Day funny Limericks
There was a young lady named Constance,
From boys she wouldn’t stand any nonsense.
If her partners grew deft
She would lead with her left;
The results would not weigh on her conscience.
funny medical jokes, DNA Test
February 3rd, 2010
Federal Bureau of Investigation
Crime Lab 2A-3356N, Wash DC
DNA Test Results: Clinton, William Jefferson
Dear Mr. Starr:
funny celebrity jokes, Abortion Bill
February 3rd, 2010President Clinton looks up from his desk in the Oval Office to see one of his aides nervously approach him.
” What is it?” yells the President.
funny husband wife jokes, Mother is vending machine
February 2nd, 2010A man and his wife in court getting a divorce. The problem was who should get custody of the child.
The wife jumped up and said: ‘Your Honor. I brought the child into the world with pain an labor. She should be in my custody.
The judge turns to the husband and says ‘ What do you have to say in your defense?
The man sat for a while contemplating then slowly rose. ‘Your Honor. If I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Pepsi comes out.. whose Pepsi is it .. the machine’s or mine?
funny bird jokes, funny penguin jokes, Penguin and the Ice Cream
February 2nd, 2010 A penguin was driving through Arizona on a hot, summer Sunday when he noticed his oil light was on. He got out of the car and, sure enough, it was leaking oil all over the road.
The penguin drove around the corner to a service station and asked the mechanic to take a look at it. The mechanic said he had a few others to look at first but if he came back in an hour he could tell the penguin what was wrong with his car. The penguin agreed and went for a walk.
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February 1st, 2010For those returning to school, here is an inside look at how professors grade their final exams:
Dept Of Statistics:
All grades are fitted to a normal curve.
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February 1st, 201010 Fun Things To Do In A Final That Does Not Matter (i.e., you are going to fail the class completely no matter what you get on the final exam
1.Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say “Oh geez, better get cracking,” and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few minutes early.
2.Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming “Andre, Andre, I’ve got the secret documents!!”
3.If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the integral symbol.
4. Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor’s left nostril.
5. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, “I’m SOOO sure you can hear me thinking.” Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.
(4.00 out of 5)
