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A joke is a short story with ironic depiction of a situation that is
humorous. Funny Jokes are purely for the laughter of friends and
family. As Shakespeare said in Hamlet, "Brevity is the soul of wit", a
joke is called funny joke when it has minimum words but a maximum level
of fun and humor. Wit, comic, laughter, sarcasm, fun all are associated
with funny jokes and funny pranks. Prank is a
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Folklorists those who study the folklore of the U.S., collect jokes
into joke cycles. A cycle is a collection of funny jokes with a particular theme
Folklorists have identified several such jokes:
The elephant joke that began in 1962
The Helen Keller Joke that comprises jokes about Helen Keller
Viola jokes
The NASA, Challenger, or Space Shuttle Joke Cycle that comprises jokes
relating to the Space Shuttle Challenger disaster
The Chernobyl Joke that comprises jokes relating to the Chernobyl disaster
The Polish Pope Joke Cycle that comprises jokes relating to Pope John Paul II
The Essex girl and the Stupid Irish joke in the United Kingdom
The Dead Baby Joke
The Newfie Joke that comprises jokes made by Canadians about Newfoundlanders
The Little Willie Joke, and the Quadriplegic Joke Cycle
The Jew Joke and the Polack Joke
The Rastus and Liza Joke Cycle which Dundes describes as "the most
vicious and widespread white anti-Negro joke"
The Jewish American Princess and Jewish American Mother joke
The Wind-Up Doll Joke Cycle Chuck Norris jokes
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Richard Wiseman of the University of Hertfordshire in 2002 first
used the term The world's funniest joke to show his result of the
research "Laugh Lab". According to the votes of people the following
jokes were selected as the funniest jokes in specific countries.
Funny Jokes one :
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't
seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out
his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is
dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First,
let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"
Funny jokes two :
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip. After a good
dinner, they retire for the night, and go to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend.
"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
"I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes" exclaims Watson.
"And what do you deduce from that?"
Watson ponders for a minute.
"Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies
and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that
Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is
approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we
will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God
is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the
universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?"
And Holmes said: “Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent.”
Funny jokes three :
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the
ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of
the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The
driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go right up there and tell
him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."
Funny jokes four :
A woman rushed to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all
strung out. She rattles off: "Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up
this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry
and frazzled up, my skin was all wrinkled and pasty, my eyes were
bloodshot and bugging out, and I had this corpse-like look on my face!
What's WRONG with me, Doctor!?"
The doctor looks her over for a couple of minutes, then calmly says:
"Well, I can tell you that there aren't nothing wrong with your
eyesight."
Funny Abbreviations: Do you know the meaning
of LOL, ROFL, LMAO, WTF?
LOL - Laughing out loud! ROFL - Rolling on the floor laughing! LMAO - Laugh my a** off! WTF - What the F***!
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A joke is a short story with ironic depiction of a situation that is
humorous. Funny Jokes are purely for the laughter of friends and
family. As Shakespeare said in Hamlet, "Brevity is the soul of wit", a
joke is called funny joke when it has minimum words but a maximum level
of fun and humor. Wit, comic, laughter, sarcasm, fun all are associated
with funny jokes and funny pranks. Prank is a
practical joke which differs from hilarious jokes in the sense that fun
and humor of funny pranks are physical rather than verbal unlike funny
jokes. Browse through JokesPrank.com for more details about jokes and
pranks.
